#I'm giggling and kicking my feet

[sillygoofyqueer]

Either before or after would be delightful, though I was thinking it was after Bing-ge became emperor.

I was imagining the situation with Shen Yuan being a transmigrator forced to steal stuff from Bing-ge because that was his character’s original role in the plot. He wants to be inconspicuous about it so as not to get murdered (like canon… also murder of crows, lol) but shiny qi rich things are just too tempting!!! Stupid crow brain won’t let him steal things that are less obvious. ;_;

And yay! You know about the crow tendency to make friends with people then be “helpful” with gifts or savage in their defense. That’s why I like crow-Shen Yuan so much. I can totally see him getting help from his full-crow demon family members (or regular crows if he can control them like ZZL can snakes) to harass assholes by dropping rocks, pooping on them and such while in their full crow forms. 😂

He absolutely feels bad about stealing stuff from people he likes (especially Bing-ge) so of course he always offers payments in exchange. Rare plants, animal parts, non-shiny artifacts, etc. all suspiciously selected to be super useful in upcoming plot events, to Bing-ge’s bafflement. Probably doesn’t help the obsession. How TF does this thief know what he’s going to need soon???

AAAGGGHHHH, THIS IS SO FUN!! I love this idea that Shen Yuan either has like, demon family members that he can relax with (oh em gosh, seeing his original family in these demons?) or just hangs out with like, a murder of crows and is like "aight, get these fuckers" and they just swarm whoever irritated him that day. He definitely has a nest in a mountain somewhere, just filled with these shiny things that he steals from people, and oh my god can he just be like a safe haven for other crows (demon or otherwise) and have little perches that he makes for them and helps the ones that are too injured to hunt for themselves. He's like a master of crows and (despite being just a thorn in the side of the demon emperor) he is known to be terrifying lest these crows get hurt (I'm picturing half human Shen Yuan standing in the shadows of a forest with wings outstretched and just staring down at the culprit) BACK TO BING-GE, I'd find it really funny if Shen Yuan first steals shiny and qi rich things that are small and he can just take in full crow form because they aren't really heavy, leaving Bing-ge like "no fucking way a literal crow has been stealing from me. This feels humiliating what the hell". Later on, he sets a trap for Shen Yuan to steal this big trinket (a statue or something that radiates qi) because he knows it would be too heavy for the crow to take and he can grab it! He waits, then watches as Shen Yuan observes the statue a little bit, before shifting into his half-crow form and just scooping it up into his arms, scowling at the weight before flying out again. Bing-ge is sat there for a while like "what the fuck just happened" and then he watches as Shen Yuan returns a few minutes later with a herb that is supposed to be extremely useful for a poison or something, drops it where the statue was, and darts away again. After that, it's like the only thing on Bing-ge's mind is "how can I get this pretty demon to come back?" and he doesn't even think about his harem (if he has one in this), leaving them all around his palace absolutely confused and questioning what has happened to their emperor. {part two! Part one, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven!!}

[n0tamused]

First time I got some hate for my ocxcanon ship(JienxRatio) and ofc it's on HoyoLab.

Now I'll keep posting them out of spite on there.

[afistfulofbees]

Okay Anders "I'd bathe us both in blood to keep you safe"

Like I was already on board you did not have to go that hard

[coldest-ishgard-winter]

So happy you guys are enjoying BoriMoto as much as me and Muyuu do!

[dingostrash]

Oh y'all really liked that oneʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[raidred]

name: eustass kid age: 23 do you like to cuddle?: touch me and I’ll stomp yer fuckin skull in can we make out?: *VIOLENT GAGGING NOISES* a night in or dinner out?: dinner out and yer payin ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: don’t be a cheap cunt, both! what makes you a good Valentine?: anyone’s a better valentine than you would you cook for me?: do I have to say it again?? ya got yer own fancy cooks, so FEED ME would you let me cook for you?: I ain’t eatin that shit, ya probably poisoned it

// a terrible red head for a terrible red head

He didn't deign to spare the fleeing maid a second glance, once she'd handed him the morning's newspaper along with his portion of the mail it was as if she'd never existed to begin with. Placing the newspaper upon the table, he'd inspect the mail he'd been given only to stop and stare at a particular piece that had caught his eye; A Valentine's Application.

Retrieving the cup of coffee that had almost been forgotten, he'd sit down in his chair and actually look over the paper in his hands. finding himself almost amused by the other's written responses to the questions. Though what was truly laughable was how the other had even begun to think him, an orphaned rat from the south blue sea's, was worthy to be within five feet of his person.

He knew exactly how he should reply to the other, reaching for his quill and ink, he'd dip it into the pot before circling three things upon the page; touch me and I’ll stomp yer fuckin skull in, VIOLENT GAGGING NOISES, and finally anyone’s a better valentine than you. Looking at the altered application, he'd then write on the bottom of the page; The feeling is entirely mutual, street rat. - Vinsmoke Ichiji.

Looking at his work, he'd give a small hum of satisfaction before placing it in a crimson envelope and sealing it with black wax baring the Vinsmoke family crest to be sent off with the outgoing mail.

[dreamlandiasims]

♥️ love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! ♥️

awww thank you!!

[romecel]

look at these new stills she looks so stupid cute in that outfit!! so many layers!

[schreckensbleiches-nervenbuendel]

Das Beste, was heute passiert ist: jemand hat meine Fingernägel "Hexenkrallen" genannt 🥺

[chrisbangs]

Okay but Chris has the most intense eyes ever or am I being delusional and very biased??

you might be biased but anon i am too so 🤭🖤 it's okay... but fr smtimes when he makes eyes with the camera i feel like he's looking right into my soul like 🤯 it makes me feel like i'm going to melt idk how ppl look at him in person i would just faint...

but also this is the same person so 😵‍💫🤯🫶

[junkanimate]

Hi~ I was super afraid to spam like all your art (some people hate that I heard) so I'll just say HOW MUCH I love how dynamic and... emotive your style is! 💗 sitting here taking notes hahahhh

DAMN!!! WELL, THANK YOU <3<3<3

I really love your art as well!! Like, YOUR LINEWORK AND ANATOMY??? CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT??? Amazing work all around, love what you do, you deserve all the love

also don't worry about spam like, I don't mind <3

[jimahalangel]

I am writhing on the floor and giggling like the freak I am!!!!!!!

woe, pun collage with sans be upon ye

[antibatsidekickgirl]

Him! Only in one episode and barely any lines.

i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight

[hyunielover]

Purple theme 🤭🤭

Thank you baby💗it's definitely my favorite one

[cthoniian]

he squirms slightly while she works her magic. he'd been promised a braid crown, not dissimilar to nesta's -- with flowers woven in. the problem? sitting in one place for the length of time it took.

' are we done yet? '

elain & cassian // @letoile

[nectardaddy]

if a man isn't obsessed with you like hinata is with yn in notebook paper

THROW HIM AWAY